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Excuse Demotivational Poster


OSCAR PISTORIUS -


TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.61/5

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caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am, #238722
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am, #238706
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm, #238094
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am, #238090
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.


EXCUSES - NOT EVERYONE USES THEM


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 4.56/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2012, 2:00 am, #238457
Those look like some very long tibias.


EXCUSES -


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - May 25, 2011, 3:00 pm, #219117
WOW!... thats so true... the best is "I thought you don't love me anymore"...hahaha
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:16 pm, #219111
true... would it be hard now to say "you can ask my ex"


MY MOMMY SAYS - I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see... and then she laughs and laughs.


TAGS: fat excuses
Rating: 4.5/5

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Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 1:21 am, #243118
I'm sorry it's late and can I retract the last comment? d*** Canadian blended whiskey.
Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 1:19 am, #243117
You're right. I've switched to Buddism now in my afterlife I could be reincarnated as his sarcoptic mange mite.
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 11:43 pm, #243112
Naw Rude you won't be punished, but pray you don't run into the kid up there...teehee.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:38 pm, #243109
If I say it's funny will be punished in the afterlife? OK it's kinda funny; I'm agnostic.


BA-K-47 RIFLE - It doesn't go "BANG!" when you pull the trigger... It goes "NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM!"


TAGS: excuse me sgt but i ate my rifle
Rating: 2.53/5

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rerun - July 30, 2009, 8:33 pm, #102640

this is wrong...the bacon is touching the ground? Have you no shame?


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: excused compounded memory age tomorrow
Rating: 4.78/5

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ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 4:45 am, #216534
I'm considering voting on this one............... Maybe later. Yeah, later is good.


THE INTERNET -




EXCUSES - You're only lying to yourself.




LINEMEN -


TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am, #110098
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though


EXCUSES -


TAGS: excuses swimmer armless
Rating: 4.44/5

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Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:32 pm, #232857
Great! 5L
holymoly - April 6, 2012, 4:02 pm, #232844
then make me a sammich... with your feet
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 4:53 am, #232814
Brilliant... 5L + Fav


EXCUSES -




Calling In Sick -


TAGS: excuses work hooky sick calls
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2013, 1:18 am, #245492
Thanks Renza!
SLOHAND62 - May 2, 2013, 8:20 pm, #245476
ROFL I love it!! I'll try that tomorrow morning. 5 LAUGHS
Renza - May 2, 2013, 8:50 am, #245473
This is awesome miss priss


THE LAST DAY ON EARTH -


TAGS: blame prediction failure excuse doomsday
Rating: 4.5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 21, 2012, 10:42 am, #241718
Oh that's easy. Depending on your political party affiliation, just blame Democrats or Republicans


HEARTBREAK EXCUSES -


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 3.37/5

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COINCIDENCE -




He Started It -




Mooove iT ! -


TAGS: cows carnivores escape faster excuse
Rating: 4.56/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:17 pm, #250813
Amen daddy!
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:16 pm, #250812
Ditto what I replied.
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:16 pm, #250811
Thank you!
ughomer - November 3, 2013, 9:38 pm, #250809
DittO what GaryO posted.
GaryO - November 3, 2013, 7:29 pm, #250807
Excellent, Missy.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:44 pm, #250804

At our table, long ago~~ "I'm going to be a vegetarian," our daughter said, eyeing her pork chop with disgust. "Listen," her dad said, "if God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat. Now eat!"


Procrastinate! -




DOUBLE STANDARDS - Yeah, I've got them. But I'm Bi-polar, what's your excuse?




OH THOSE NOOBS...TAKE 4? -


TAGS: timmy excuses
Rating: 4.13/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:44 pm, #188806
ROR! Nice one RL. 5L
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 1:11 am, #188761
Yeeesh... I'm a timmy? 5L


WII FIT - A brand new Excuse to not go outside!




SONUVA... - "Hey look! We both have on Buster Browns!"


TAGS: whats the excuse gonna be this time
Rating: 3.37/5

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Airman - April 15, 2011, 6:20 pm, #216507
of course
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:15 pm, #216504
Showtunes!!!!
Airman - April 15, 2011, 3:42 pm, #216495
depends on what music is playing
Sean - April 15, 2011, 3:41 pm, #216494
In fact I'm doing it right now ... or at least with someone who claims to be a SAUDI prince.
Sean - April 15, 2011, 3:34 pm, #216492
But holding hands with a Saudi Prince is hunky dory, and not the least bit ghey.
Fiodh - April 15, 2011, 2:02 pm, #216491
I'm sorry; OUR tradition is that the US does not bow to anyone.
BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 2:23 pm, #142876
Oh Oh...I know what to get him for Xmas...Soap-on-a-Rope
Portgas D. Ace - December 5, 2009, 2:17 pm, #142874
That was just the right thing to do. Its Japanese tradition to honor people who are older than you (and bowing, too) And if this Japanese guy is so small, well you have to bow down as if you wanted to pick up the soap.
WTFO - November 18, 2009, 11:36 pm, #137732
Yet another subserviant move by the apologizer in chief.
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:21 am, #137236
Really?? No one on the white house staff bothered to take this virgin politician aside and teach him protocol??


EXCUSE ME WTF ARE YOU DOING? -


TAGS: excuse me wtf are you doing dancing
Rating: 2.94/5

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Mongo - September 29, 2009, 2:07 pm, #122623
Poser! Come up with your own!
Player_Meyer - September 29, 2009, 9:07 am, #122578
Repost... and you didn't make this


EMOS - And just an excuse for girls to act like while having menstruation


TAGS: emo emos girl boy girls boys excuse
Rating: 2.84/5

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Seb - December 22, 2008, 10:17 am, #46050
I take offence at that(I know it#s just a joke, you don't know difficult it is). I'm no emo, and we don't need a excuse to what we want.
Orsis - June 23, 2008, 10:50 pm, #6804
ROFL. Best. Sentence. So Far (I dont say ever, you'll never now when someting bigger comes to town).


EXCUSE ME OFFICER - You have something right there .... ohhh! Grape soda!


TAGS: excuse me
Rating: 2.56/5

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EXCUSE ME -




A lot of people -




Dieter's Logic -


TAGS: cake diets sayings logic excuses
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 1:15 am, #251188
Little...just shush up and eat your cake...teehee.
chickenlittle - November 26, 2013, 2:36 pm, #251180
Words of wisdom! Even Marie Antoinette knew this. Let them eat it.


Excuse my French -


TAGS: mother excuse french teacher speak
Rating: 4.78/5

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RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 10:41 pm, #245688
5 French lions for You


dark&pink -




DERELICT DREAMS -


TAGS: well excuse you
Rating: 2.79/5

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LAME EXCUSES - 1) My brother started it 2) It was only ketchup 3) My Mom freaked out


TAGS: excuses lame blame dodge
Rating: 2/5

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steve1961 - July 8, 2012, 4:34 pm, #237078
What's your excuse?


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